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korrin ataash {DRAGON AGE} Asher and Korrin go way back, like Asher and Mal, but Asher is the only one who knows the whole story because it's great blackmail. Not that Korrin would care because if she did she could crush him. Korrin would never judge him and they've had fun times; she was there the night Asher ripped his shirt off and wrestled a bear, a witness to the legend. Being with her and Mal again, especially post-injuries, has settled an awful lot in Asher because it feels like being back to his old self again. Korrin will always have his back, and he'll always have hers. Oh and she brought him back face tentacles from the giant spider demon that sucked her into a sky vagina. He ate them. He's had worse honestly.	christine delacroix {DRAGON AGE} A lovely Orlesian ex-Circle mage and healer, she helped Asher unload supplies and he said he'd be a frequent guest at the tents. Then they fought a bear together. And he promised her a bear slanket. Then she realised how awesome big Fereldans are and well we're all adults and Asher's tent isn't called the shag tent for the good of his health. (Well it kind of is but whatever.) She helped him tease Sam after he said she'd model his slankets, a very lovely lady, probably the nicest and least pretentious Orlesian he's ever met! Christine was one of the spirit healers that saved Asher's life when he came back to Skyhold after almost dying thanks to a direct hit from an abomination; he owes her his life, and he'll never not be eternally grateful for that one.
malcolm reynolds {FIREFLY} Asher and Mal go way back, as far back as Asher and Korrin go, but Asher is weirdly the only one who actually remembers the whole story, probably because it's good blackmail. Because Mal has these bizarre delusions of respectability. But you know there was the time with the dress and the bonnet. And that threesome in the cave. There was some tension with Asher and Mal when they met up again because Mal was ~respectable~ and Asher can step out of the lives of friends bettering themselves if he needs to. It hurts but he can. But Asher got hurt, Mal was upset, they met up for drinks and Asher and Mal can be affectionate. They talked a lot, they went on a job together, they checked in; Mal honestly shows Asher more open affection than Asher's own mother did. Asher doesn't really know how to deal. Oh and Mal brought him back a skull to drink out of, even cleaned the brains out and everything.	james norrington {PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN} Ugh it's a Templar, disgusting, don't touch his fucking homebrew.

kaisa daesun {DRAGON AGE} Like you know when you meet a girl and you flirt about dogs? And then you like bang and her tentmate drags you out because she's a servant of darkness but you're just like 'yeah but 1. she's still hot and 2. maybe I'm super into that, also 3. do you know what a sock on a tent means or 4. do you want in on this because I'm down'? And then you get to show her you're a fucking smooth talking business man. But then it turns out her order brought back the abomination that blew up Kirkwall. Where you lived for a while. And where a bunch of your countrymen moved to. And half your crew came from. And she defends it and you're so mad you deny her eggs and have to leave for a while. But she's still hot and you would? In short: don't look at his fucking boner when we fight.	iron bull {DRAGON AGE} He is the biggest person/warrior/Qunari Asher has ever seen. He is possibly in love. They fought together and it was awesome, Asher had such a giant boner.
twisted fate {LEAGUE OF LEGENDS} BUT WHY WOULD YOU RUN FROM THE BEAR LIKE BRO COME ON DON'T BE LAME.	samouel gareth {DRAGON AGE} So Sam and Asher met when they went hunting wolves together, and honestly it went really well? Sams's a good fighter and chill for an ex-Circle mage. Then Asher sold bear pelts and brought up Sam's friend Christine that Asher had a liason with so it quickly went downhill but like in a sexy way. Sam goes super red apparently, they bickered re: the use of the word fetching. Kaisa told Sam that Asher's dick is the bomb (not like Anders but I mean what a good way to go) and Asher said that Sam should absolutely bang him. Since coming back to the Inquisition near-death after fighting an Abomination on a job, Sam was one of the spirit healers that saved Asher and he really owes him a huge debt for that one. Doesn't mean he'll ever stop teasing him though. They spar together with Sam's weird magic blade, and Sam's a shapeshifter too? Why are all his friends weird? (As if Asher isn't weirder.)

kain highwind {FINAL FANTASY IV} So Kain kind of needs to find his chill in a very different way to most people, weirdly intense in a way Asher can't quite explain. They fought a bear together and Kain is a weird rifter that jumps? They also fought a dragon together. Kain voiced an interest in becoming a Reaver so Asher started teaching him even if Kain totally needs to simmer down because we can all see your dragon boner, bro, watch out or Iron Bull is gonna come stake his claim to that turf. Asher was the one to provide Kain with the blood to become a Reaver (taken from the dragon they killed together) as well as pointing him in the right direction, watching him and standing vigil as he drank it. He's still not entirely sure he made a wise choice but the gods should be good with it.	martel {THE ELENIUM TRILOGY} Some rifter mage dude but with a sword? Which is actually really boss. They fought a dragon together and that was awesome.
lara croft {TOMB RAIDER} Rifter girl that fought a dragon with him, uses a bow.	cade harimann {DRAGON AGE} Bro do you speak? He knows the name from his time in Kirkwall, and Cade is a Templar but like...bro. At least he likes dogs.

hercules hansen {PACIFIC RIM} A JAWLINE TO FUCKIN ASPIRE TO. Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today-- No but like what words can truly describe Hercules Hansen? Okay there are many but Asher would rather just gesture because what a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man. A shame the rest of your dickbag Wardens didn't see that. And left you. And brought the fucking abomination back. Not that Asher is bitter. Not that he had to take a sabbatical so he didn't just murder a few folks. Why the fuck would you leave Herc Hansen behind, even with his unfortunate penchant for pastries and baked goods? Don't break a hip boning (haha) your hot Nevarran girlfriend Herc.	lexa {THE 100} Kind of thought she might stab him in the eye and he knows that he knows of her at least though he was very thrown at their meeting in Sahrnia but two can play the game. Hello again fellow Avvar he notices you watching his Avvar culture lessons stop fucking creeping on people it's weird you can actually talk to people what a novel concept Lexa.
ruby lucas {ONCE UPON A TIME} She turned into a giant wolf and ripped out a despair demon's throat. What the fuck did you do today?	alejandro borges {DEAD SPACE} Actually yells more than Asher maybe? But makes good points so you know, fuck all you abomination sympathisers.

leonard l. church {RED VS. BLUE} Guess who taught Asher the word douchebag~~~	maxwell trevean {DRAGON AGE} Apparently lives in Chateau-Store cupboard and for someone who sounds like a noble, he's got a top notch sense of humour. A bloke's bloke.
benevenuta thevenet {DRAGON AGE} One day he's going to find out that she's Nevarran so he'll need to pretend he's not kind of terrified, that she's a Mortalitasi so he can be kind of scared but super intrigued, and that she's with Herc so he can congratulate her on her good taste and plot the demise of the fuckwits who left him behind in favour of an abomination. But right now she's a noble lady actually doing stuff and Asher is impressed but mostly amused. He might regret that and try to win her good favour with skulls.	sabine {DRAGON AGE} An Orlesian elf who asked for some of the bear parts he had no use of, and asked some questions about the Avvar. I need to add more but I'm too tired to read threads tonight.

merrill {DRAGON AGE} SURE ASHER! DISCUSS SEX TOYS WITH ONE OF THE CHAMPION'S COMPANIONS. FUCKING DO IT. SURE ASHER! GIVE ONE OF THE CHAMPION'S COMPANIONS A HANDCRAFTED DILDO IN PUBLIC. FUCKING DO IT!	pel ashara {DRAGON AGE} Did he seriously have to give you a rundown on how blankets and blankets with sleeves work, and how they're not coats? And full fucking tutorial on sleeves? Clearly the Dalish aren't keepers of the lost lore on fucking sleeves.
belinda darrow {DRAGON AGE} A Starkhaven Templar that he got into a sort of argument with but then he laid down some serious knowledge regarding the state of the Inquisition rank and file. You know. How they're all kind of fucked if the army breaks because armies don't fight creatively. He said the advisors wouldn't listen to him but she argued they would, and now he kind of keeps thinking about it. Rude.	taashath {DRAGON AGE} A Tal-Vashoth bro and you know, Asher is into big muscled dudes swinging big weapons. There was banter, some flirting, Asher is just like why are all these hot people here??? Also warrior talk because warriors need to have talks too, and discussing the state of the Inquisition armed forces.

ellana ashara {DRAGON AGE} A friend of Korrin's who requested pelts, pretty but Korrin would probably murder him. They chatted about hold beasts and clans; Korrin talked shit about him because she's a terrible friend, obviously. Ellana has since informed Asher that she can shapeshift into a honeybadger so clearly she needs to literally throw herself at him.	dorian pavus {DRAGON AGE} The famous ~~~nice Vint~~~ of Skyhold. They met over the crystal when Dorian was in a bit of a flap and that was how Asher got the hens that allow him to deny Kaisa eggs.
blackwall {DRAGON AGE} Seems like a pretty chill sort of guy honestly, they had drinks, shot the shit, Asher warned him about goats over Camp Shady. (Direct complaints towards Herc Hansen.)	adelaide leblanc {DRAGON AGE} Now Asher doesn't want to say she's an idiot because she's not, she's an educated lady, but she's misguided as hell regarding the whole Anders debacle. He did enlighten her a great deal on the Avvar beliefs about spirits and souls and abominations and mages, but corruption is corruption and well, they go in their sleep. Anders did what he did and that's the crux of his real issue with Adelaide, though he was still too ill to really explain it then.

james t. kirk {STAR TREK} SPLISH SPLASH THEY WERE HAVING A BATH	cullen rutherford {DRAGON AGE} Cullen had the misfortune of being assigned Asher when rescuing a Tal-Vashoth mercenary from Red Templars on the Storm Coast since Korrin and Mal were going, and Korrin and Mal recommended him. Asher is ex-Kirkwall, and hates Templars, and does have reservations about how the soldiers are trained but Cullen was damn good in that fight and was really chill about mercs being mercs so he has the Asher Seal of Approval. (Sorry about that Cullen.)
ariadne {ORIGINAL} Super enthusiastic about Avvar lessons more TBA	gwenaelle vauquelin {DRAGON AGE} Once upon a time Gwun-ale (as Asher calls her) wanted to bang Asher and break off an engagement, the suitor found out and they kept going and Asher basically just yelled at the suitor to shut the door because fucking rude. He's surprised to see her in Skyhold because Skyhold is rough and she is...well she is a problem. Asher got an earful. Even for Asher standards she is an utter problem and that's probably why he likes her because Asher does like dangerous terrible things and he is dirty, and smelly, and loud, and obnoxious, and he lives to offend. He does like the bulletin though, someone has to actually get off their arse and do something, he just didn't expect it to be her but like who the fuck are you to talk about height shrimpy.

martin walker {SPEC OPS} TBA	maria hill {DRAGON AGE} Another day, another Templar but she too likes dogs. TBA
meoni kost {DRAGON AGE} A Vashoth rescued on the Storm Coast from Red Templars TBA	eirlys ancarrow {DRAGON AGE} An elven herbalist healer from Gwaren, she too was involved in helping Asher recover from almost certain death.  He also realised belatedly that she was the elf he delivered supplies to in the Gwaren alienage, free of charge, throwing in some bonuses; he's refusing to accept payment because he can afford it, and because look she saved his life, that's payment enough.