ooc: inbox/plot with me

[hlif]

There's a board outside Asher's tent by Boneflayer Camp City with daggers in it so you can tack a note onto it.  Or feel free to grab him in person or via the sending crystal.

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Note: I work Mon-Fri and I'm basically away 11 hours a day but I do tags in gdocs and I try to do a round a night.  Timezone is GMT.

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Sending Crystal

[gatheringstorm]

Hey, I got you a present. And no, it's not the honey badger thing Ellana must have told you about.

[hlif]

Cheers for telling her about that, needed something to look forward to when it'd bore the tits off a statue around here. Anyway you have my attention, tell me more.

[gatheringstorm]

We killed a mountain-sized demon in the Fade, the Nightmare demon that was making the Grey Wardens go nuts. I got you a piece.

[hlif]

[There's a moment of what passes for silence in the camp - Bronson is making noise, the hens are squawking.

There is possibly at least one goat that he disavows all knowledge of.]

Fucking incredible. [What else can a man say?] I'll meet you in Skyhold then, I'll probably be in better shape than you'll be.

[Still coughing but everything else is settled into scars on top of scars and he's bored in Skyhold, painting nipples on statues.]

[gatheringstorm]

You know, I'd believe that. It was one of the most fucking exhausting things ever, in every sense.

...save us some of the stronger stuff, will you? The Fade really sucked for Lena and I know she'd appreciate it.

[hlif]

You've never been to an Avvar wedding.

[You were never the groom at an Avvar wedding but things even Korrin and Mal won't know until Asher finally goes.]

Like anyone else can handle the stuff I brought from the holds, I've kept it in the tents in the camp, come find me when you get back then, all of you.

[gatheringstorm]

No, but that's an offer to take me to one, I accept.

[Too tired to even joke about him being the groom.]

Will do. Expect your tent to be our hangover recovery site, but it'll be worth it. I missed using Bronson as a pillow, anyway.

[hlif]

Only if it's me and Mal, and Mal's the one singing a song.

[So you know when pigs fly.]

Well you get Bronson, the next two can fight it out over the dwarves but there's plenty of pelts in one of the tents.

[gatheringstorm]

I'll be sure to tell him that.

And good; pelts are nice, but I won't knock a living heat source. Make sure Lena gets one of the better ones, at least?

[hlif]

I got him a bonnet, he knows.

Look, Lena's a big girl. Literally a big girl. She can sort herself.

[gatheringstorm]

How sweet.

Yeah, yeah, I know. And she'd hate any 'coddling' that isn't through alcohol anyway. But whatever, at least with me I can make the attempt and she won't punch me for it. Usually.